In the words of Ron Burgundy… “You’re probably wanted for murder.”

If he wanted his jersey, he just had to ask. #DTID #SCFC @BrekShea #MLS

How Telefutura handles inclement weather.

Blind Thierry misses everything but the goal.

Looks like “The Steele Curtain” will miss the playoffs now…

It’s important to stay hydrated when playi- uh, discussing soccer. #MLS #crew96

This remix will be played at his and Avril Lavigne’s wedding. #MLS #Crew96

Dick’s Sporting Goods Park was based on the Roman Colosseum. #MLS #Rapids

Saer Sene practicing moves of a different kind. #Revs #MLS

Urban Dictionary -> Crop-Dusting #MLS